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The Agency Bullsh*t Detector.

Most agencies hide behind vanity metrics because they don't want to talk about your revenue. This checklist helps you see through it.

Get the one-page checklist.

The same PDF we give clients when they're reviewing agency proposals.

Stop being sold on:

  • Reports that focus on impressions, not conversions.
  • Agencies that won't show you the actual search terms people use.
  • 12-month lock-in contracts without a performance guarantee.
  • The “everything is green” report that doesn't match your actual revenue.
  • Automated dashboard logins with no actual strategy call.

Metrics that actually matter.

If your agency isn't talking about these three things, they're talking about the wrong things.

  1. 01

    Qualified leads

    Not just any traffic. People who actually want what you sell and can afford it.

  2. 02

    Cost per acquisition

    Exactly how much you pay to get a new customer. That's the math that matters.

  3. 03

    Visible search intent

    Knowing exactly what people typed into Google to find your business.

We don’t start with a proposal. We start with a conversation.

Twenty minutes on Google Meet, free. Tell us what's going on and we'll tell you what we'd fix first.